Unplugged
A weekend where nobody needs anything from you.
October 2–4 · Montana woods · $550
No itinerary. No networking. No pressure to socialize.
Just two nights to sleep, read, wander, sit by the fire, stare at the stars—or do absolutely nothing.
You don't need to find yourself. You need space to hear yourself again.
You need space.
Space to wake without an alarm.
Space to finish a cup of coffee while it's still hot.
Space to read three pages—or three chapters.
Space to hear birds instead of notifications.
Space where nobody needs anything from you.
For one weekend, the only thing on your schedule is whatever feels restorative.
Is this retreat for you?
You might be craving a boring weekend if...
✓ You are tired of being “on” all the time.
✓ Your phone gets more attention than you'd like to admit.
✓ You'd rather stare at a campfire than attend another networking event.
✓ The idea of having nowhere to be sounds wildly luxurious.
✓ You'd happily spend three hours reading a book if nobody needed anything from you.
✓ You miss doing things simply because you enjoy them.
✓ You want quiet more than you want another itinerary.
What makes this retreat different?
This is a boring retreat. On purpose.
Most retreats promise transformation.
We don't.
There are no workshops every hour.
No mandatory icebreakers.
No networking.
No productivity disguised as self-care.
Nobody is going to make you share your deepest feelings with a circle of strangers.
Nobody is going to ask you to “set an intention” before breakfast.
And nobody will know—or care—if you spend four hours in your pajamas.
You can participate in everything. You can participate in nothing.
That's the whole point.
What your weekend could look like
Instead of a rigid itinerary, imagine...
• waking naturally
• drinking coffee outside your cabin
• wandering forest trails
• journaling
• doing puzzles (we’ve got plenty)
• reading in a hammock (we have lots of books for you to borrow)
• taking a nap without guilt
• soaking in the hot tub beneath the pines
• watching the sunset
• sharing quiet conversation around the fire—or enjoying silence
Every activity is optional.
Including conversation.
Your home for the weekend
This retreat takes place at The Hohnstead, our adults-only glamping property located just 25 minutes east of Missoula.
Here you'll find:
Five handcrafted cabins
Forest setting with mountain views
Shared hot tub
Community kitchen
Hiking trails
Dark skies full of stars
Peace and quiet that's increasingly hard to find
What about phones?
We're called Unplugged for a reason.
But we don't collect phones.
There are no digital detox police.
Instead, we simply invite you to notice what happens when there isn't much competing for your attention.
Most guests naturally spend less time scrolling.
Some leave their phones in their cabin all weekend.
Others don't.
Both are perfectly welcome.
We built the retreat we wished existed.
After spending years in the always-on world of university teaching, we longed for a quieter way of living.
Over sixteen summers, we hand-built five cabins on a forested piece of Montana land.
Today, we share that place with guests seeking something increasingly rare:
Silence.
We won't try to change your life.
We'll simply welcome you into ours for a weekend.
Read our story: We Spent 16 Years Building a Place to Get Away—Then Realized We Needed It Too →
— Garrett & Alla
Your unplugged weekend
Two nights. Your own private cabin. $550.
Come alone or bring a friend. The price stays the same.
Returning guests receive 10% off.
Included:
✓ Two nights
✓ Your private cabin
✓ Coffee, tea, pastries & fruit
✓ Shared kitchen
✓ Hot tub
✓ Hiking trails
✓ Evening fires
✓ Optional evening gathering
✓ No cleaning fee
✓ No pet fee
✓ No hidden fees
Cancellation Policy
Because Unplugged is limited to just five cabins, each reservation is an important part of the weekend. We encourage you to book only when you're confident in your plans.
More than 30 days before the retreat: Cancel for a full refund, less a $50 administrative fee.
Within 30 days of the retreat: Reservations are non-refundable.
If we are able to fill your cabin from our waitlist before the retreat begins: We'll gladly refund your payment, less the $50 administrative fee.
Reservations may also be transferred to another guest with our approval, provided we receive their information before the retreat.
Unplugged takes place rain or shine. Autumn weather is part of the experience, and we'll send packing recommendations before your stay.
If The Hohnstead must cancel the retreat due to circumstances beyond our control (such as wildfire, government restrictions, or other events that make hosting impossible), you'll receive a full refund of all payments made.
Choose your cabin
Only five cabins to unplug. When they are gone, they are gone.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Absolutely—and we expect many women will.
Most guests arrive without knowing anyone else. Some spend most of the weekend in quiet solitude, while others naturally connect over coffee, around the fire, on a walk in the woods, or during an evening gathering.
There is no expectation either way.
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No.
This retreat is intentionally light on programming.
Everything is optional, including evening gatherings. If you'd rather spend the evening reading in your cabin or walking the trails, that's exactly what this weekend is for.
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Not in the traditional sense.
Conversation is welcome, but never expected.
We don't enforce silence or ask anyone to avoid speaking. Instead, we've created an environment where quiet naturally becomes part of the experience.
Many guests discover they talk less—not because they have to, but because they finally don't feel the need to fill every moment.
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You'll fit right in.
In fact, many people are drawn to Unplugged because they enjoy quiet spaces and slower mornings.
There is plenty of room to be alone without feeling isolated.
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You're welcome here too.
This isn't about avoiding people—it's about removing pressure.
Meaningful conversations often happen naturally around a campfire or while making coffee, but no one is expected to socialize.
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Absolutely.
If you'd like to share the experience with a sister, mother, daughter, or close friend, you're welcome to share one of our cabins.
The price is per cabin, not per person.
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Yes.
The Hohnstead is proudly pet-friendly, and there is no additional pet fee for retreat guests.
We simply ask that dogs be well behaved and respectful of the peaceful environment for everyone.
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Each morning we'll provide fresh local coffee, tea, pastries, and fruit.
For lunch and dinner, you'll have access to our fully equipped community kitchen where you can prepare your own meals.
We'll also send you our favorite grocery stores and local markets near Missoula before your arrival.
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Not in the traditional sense.
There are no fitness classes.
No lectures.
No coaching sessions.
No pressure to become a better version of yourself.
We simply provide a beautiful place where you can slow down, rest, and spend time in nature.
Sometimes that's enough.
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Not at all.
You can spend the entire weekend without leaving your cabin if that's what you need.
Our property has gentle walking trails, comfortable places to sit, mountain views, and plenty of opportunities to simply enjoy being outside.
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We'll send a detailed packing list before your stay.
Think cozy layers, comfortable shoes, a favorite book, a journal if you enjoy writing, and anything that helps you feel at home.
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Because we intentionally keep this retreat small.
With only five cabins and a maximum of ten guests, the weekend remains peaceful, spacious, and personal.
There are no crowds, long lines, or packed schedules—just room to breathe.
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That's perfectly okay.
One of the beautiful things about Unplugged is that no explanation is necessary.
You don't have to justify needing time alone.
Quiet is respected here.
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Unplugged probably isn't the right fit.
If you're hoping for a retreat filled with workshops, speakers, yoga sessions, or a detailed itinerary, you may be happier elsewhere.
We believe the greatest gift we can offer is something increasingly rare:
Nothing is expected of you.
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You're not alone.
Many women tell us this is the hardest part—not booking the retreat, but believing they're allowed to step away for a couple of days.
We don't believe rest is something you have to earn.
Sometimes the people who care for everyone else need someone to hold space for them.
For one weekend, let the forest do that.
Maybe this is the sign you've been waiting for.
You don't have to earn rest.
You don't have to be completely burned out before taking a break.
You don't have to become a different person this weekend.
You simply have to arrive.
We'll take care of the quiet.
When five cabins are gone, they are gone!
Join our waitlist. Should a cabin become available, we'll be in touch.